HomepageQuotes The Married Crew 9 years ago Categories: BlogQuotes There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke. Having An Affair Quote – Herman Melville An affair wants to spill, to share its glory with the world. No act is so private it does not seek applause. » « I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Tags: CallHerman MelvilleLifeTimes The Married Crew: