HomepageQuotes The Married Crew 9 years ago Categories: BlogQuotes I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Having An Affair Quote – Erma Bombeck You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one. » « A marriage is a solemn affair. The tempest of emotions and the myriad of arrangements are giddying, and when one is faced with these, clothing seems to be the last of one's priorities. Tags: Erma BombeckSecuritySocialTired The Married Crew: