HomepageQuotes The Married Crew 9 years ago Categories: BlogQuotes I’m not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I’m not physically capable. Having An Affair Quote – Jeremy Clarkson I've had a lifelong love affair with makeup. When I was a little girl, I used to take my mother's makeup and paint all of my dolls' faces, and I even painted the dog's face! » « I'm in my father's car at age 9 or 10 crying to Leonard Cohen's 'Famous Blue Raincoat,' thinking that you could write nearly a love letter to a man who betrayed you by having an affair with your wife. I was thinking how wonderful and pure music can be for explaining situations. Tags: AskCapableJeremy ClarksonWife The Married Crew: